Oh I love how Sarah is blogging. I think Sarah should type up a little something something since I love the "intern" thing. Whatever that little something something may be, I dunno. but like an "how the hell she came up with that" kind of thing.
So I was awoken by Joey, remember him? My first baby, My poodle, who was taken away from me harshly this summer.Yeah but he lovingly licked my face to wake me up and then we proceeded to the mall and on Black Friday it's a hell hole and I got my hair made all blonde and then cut. I personally love it. I love the bangs. It's so unlike that ugly ass cut I had in 8th grade. Very SXSW.Oww I just ripped off a hangnail. But yeah so I must inform you on my little hospital escapade!
So we are eating thanksgiving dinner and I'm like about to die. I couldn't sleep the night before and my lower abdomin was killing me. But I thought it was just really really bad cramps but then I got nauseous and overheated and then I would freeze violently and I couldn't move. and peeing. oh god that was a nightmare. I would like tense up and couldn't move. Really awkward.
so we're eating yes and I was going to either A) just ignore it and figure it could fix itself or B) just wait til my uncle and them left. I was unable to do that. I told Lauren who said to tell Oma and I did and the next thing I know I'm told to lay on the couch while they look to see if any clinics are open. We end up in the ER and get a room pretty quickly. Thank god. I was about to double over by then and just try and kill myself it hurt so much to move.
But then the doctor came in and it was extremely awkward talking to him since he was so fucking goregous. God. But then he said they needed a urine sample but since I was on my period (which cowincidentally ended today) they had to do it the hard way. ugh. My mom kept remarking "This is what childbirth is like" and I was like "Well then you're not getting grandkids from me". Gah I'm cringing thinking about it.
But yeah so they come back, take some of my blood and then come back 5 hours later with pills for me (ones like the size of my thumb nail) and I swallowed it for the pain, so now I pee orange (lovely I know) and the m&m looking one is the antibiotic.
But yeah. It's amazing what a hair cut and/or color can do for ones personality. I feel as if I'm a new person. Which is explaining my alter-ego Courtney
Though that all really started with my courtney love outfit that I wore up here to freak relatives out. it worked but I like the name and courtney love is a really strong person who has yeah made a few mistakes..who hasn't? but she's clean now and prettier than ever if I do say so.
Well I'm going to watch like 8 british couple interact and co-exist throughout all their christmas drama. I swear to god Love Actually is the best movie ever.
